CURRENT SITUATION: Due to the security situation in Dubai, the EU Council of Finance Ministers is offering a special repatriation programme for EU citizens. Condition: tax returns.

Who's behind this?

Someone who pays their taxes. In Austria. Voluntarily.

This website is a satirical project by Caarven (@caarven) โ€” a Brazilian-Austrian satirist, illustrator, and author based in Vienna who actually pays his taxes. Yes, really.

Known for Desperate German (the book series, the show, the entire universe), DBSM (Deutsche Bahn ร— BDSM โ€” yes, really), and BahnBet (a betting platform for train delays โ€” yes, also really).

Note: No influencers were harmed in the making of this website. Their tax morale might have been, though.