CURRENT SITUATION: Due to the security situation in Dubai, the EU Council of Finance Ministers is offering a special repatriation programme for EU citizens. Condition: tax returns.

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Legal Notice pursuant to EU Regulation

EU Council of Finance Ministers โ€” Special Division Bye Dubai

Department for Influencer Repatriation

Sub-department for persons who were in Dubai "just for the weather"

Division for Finance Bros, Dropshippers, and Crypto Experts (self-proclaimed)

Sitz: Brussels, Belgium (where EU law is made)

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