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ABSCHNITT A — PERSONAL DATA

Family Name

First Name(s)

Date of Birth

Place of Birth

Nationality

Instagram Handle

TikTok Handle

Tax ID

ABSCHNITT B — STAY IN DUBAI

Date of Entry to Dubai

Planned Return Date

Reason for Stay (check applicable):

Tax avoidance

Tax avoidance, but I call it "Business Relocation"

Tax avoidance, but I call it "Lifestyle Optimization"

Tax avoidance, but I call it "Networking"

I was genuinely on holiday (Attach Form U-3)

My tax advisor recommended it (Attach Form SB-1)

ABSCHNITT C — FINANCIAL SITUATION

Estimated Annual Gross Income

Number of Income Sources

Do you own a Lamborghini, Ferrari, or equivalent?

Yes

Leased (still counts)

ABSCHNITT D — TAX HISTORY

Last Filed Tax Return (Year)

Outstanding Tax Returns (Years)

Estimated Tax Liability in €

ABSCHNITT E — SOCIAL MEDIA AUDIT

Follower Count (REAL, not purchased)

Posts with #DubaiLife

Posts with #TaxFree

ABSCHNITT F — PREFERRED RETURN TRAVEL

National Rail (delays accepted)

Airline Economy (middle seat accepted)

Private Jet (tax surcharge × 2 accepted)

EU Commissioner Jet (public humiliation accepted)

Don't care, just get me out of here

ABSCHNITT G — SWORN DECLARATION

I hereby declare that all information in this form is truthful and complete. I am aware that false statements may result in criminal consequences — and that the tax authority has already saved my Instagram stories as evidence.

Signature of Applicant

Date

Vänligen skicka det ifyllda formuläret via fax till: +32 2 281 61 11

Vänligen INGEN e-post. Vänligen INGET DM. Vänligen INGET WhatsApp-röstmeddelande. Vänligen INGET TikTok-duett med Skatteverket.

Handläggningstid: 6-8 veckor (snabbare än er senaste skattedeklaration)

Observera: Detta formulär är satir. Skicka det inte på riktigt via fax. Skatteverket har tillräckligt att göra.

Om ni ändå äger en faxmaskin: respekt. Ni är mer europeiska än de flesta influencers i Dubai.

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