Solicitud de Repatriación Especial

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ABSCHNITT A — PERSONAL DATA

Family Name

First Name(s)

Date of Birth

Place of Birth

Nationality

Instagram Handle

TikTok Handle

Tax ID

ABSCHNITT B — STAY IN DUBAI

Date of Entry to Dubai

Planned Return Date

Reason for Stay (check applicable):

Tax avoidance

Tax avoidance, but I call it "Business Relocation"

Tax avoidance, but I call it "Lifestyle Optimization"

Tax avoidance, but I call it "Networking"

I was genuinely on holiday (Attach Form U-3)

My tax advisor recommended it (Attach Form SB-1)

ABSCHNITT C — FINANCIAL SITUATION

Estimated Annual Gross Income

Number of Income Sources

Do you own a Lamborghini, Ferrari, or equivalent?

Yes

Leased (still counts)

ABSCHNITT D — TAX HISTORY

Last Filed Tax Return (Year)

Outstanding Tax Returns (Years)

Estimated Tax Liability in €

ABSCHNITT E — SOCIAL MEDIA AUDIT

Follower Count (REAL, not purchased)

Posts with #DubaiLife

Posts with #TaxFree

ABSCHNITT F — PREFERRED RETURN TRAVEL

National Rail (delays accepted)

Airline Economy (middle seat accepted)

Private Jet (tax surcharge × 2 accepted)

EU Commissioner Jet (public humiliation accepted)

Don't care, just get me out of here

ABSCHNITT G — SWORN DECLARATION

I hereby declare that all information in this form is truthful and complete. I am aware that false statements may result in criminal consequences — and that the tax authority has already saved my Instagram stories as evidence.

Signature of Applicant

Date

Por favor envíe el formulario rellenado por fax a: +32 2 281 61 11

Por favor, NO envíe e-mail. NO envíe DM. NO envíe nota de voz de WhatsApp. NO haga un TikTok-dueto con Hacienda.

Tiempo de tramitación: 6-8 semanas (más rápido que su última declaración de la renta, pero más lento que irse de cañas)

Aviso: Este formulario es sátira. Por favor, no lo envíe realmente por fax. Hacienda tiene bastante trabajo.

Si aún así posee un fax: respeto. Es usted más europeo que la mayoría de influencers en Dubai. Y más español que una siesta a las 15:00.

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